-Monday, October 10, 2005-5:48:00 AM
I came across this while reading my school newletter =)
*Read iT*
Life with Connect : Men, Women and their World of Differences
With a touch of humour...
For centuries, debates have been going around on the gender issue. Men can never understand women as much as women want to understand men. Ever since the creation of the Universe, both sexes have been living with each other’s differences and till today, these differences continue on. Perhaps it is these differences that make the world interesting and challenging to live in.
Many articles have been written about Men and Women. Scientist have even gone to the extend of studying the brains of both genders to gain a deeper understanding on the different behaviours shown by men and women. However, we are not attempting any in-depth study here. Let us see their differences in a light-hearted manner.
Relationships
First of all, a man does not call a relationship a “relationship”. He refers to it as "that time when Suzie and I were doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3am on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, I'll never forgive you, I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this period; these classes rarely prove effective.
Maturity
Women mature much faster than men. Most females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.
Bathrooms
A man has at most six items in his bathroom - toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap and towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Hats
Women look good in hats and men look like dinks.
Going Out
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready to go out, as soon as she finds her other earring, finishes putting on her makeup, etc.
Cats
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
The Telephone
Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, call the same friend and talk for three hours.
Directions
If a woman is out driving and she finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she will stop at a gas station and ask for directions. Men consider this to be a sign of weakness. Men will never stop and ask for directions. Men will drive in a circle for hours, all the while saying things like, "Looks like I've found a new way to get there", and "I know I'm in the neighborhood. I recognize that White Hen store".
Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will only dress up for weddings and funerals.
Plants
A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five days later, to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this happens.
*Isn't it true???? Hehe
-PeOnY-
Farnah ♥